How not to cook :/

Hello world,
 So we all have talents right? And we all have things we really can't do. So I thought  would amuse you with my cooking fails and my reasons why I won't eve be the next Jamie Oliver.

The Ledgened of the Infaltable pizza
   So this one time in Food Technology back at school, we all had to make 3 easy pizzas in 2 hours. Sounds pretty basic for 14 year olds. Apparently not. Somehow, I had added in too much baking soda or whatever it was called and the pizza was no longer thin crust- more the shape of a beach ball! Seriously my friend had to stab it with a fork before I could hand it in to be marked, still came bottem of the class belw the kid who tried to mix cheese and nutella-true story!!!

The cupcakes that Never Left the Oven
    Again, simple recipe that quickly turned into a disaster by adding too much of some ingredient and adding another ingredient that wasn't in the recipe. Unfortunatly the delightful chocolate chip cupcakes ended up more like fireworks and exploded leaving me with LOADS of cleaning to do. Fun.

RIP Random Plastic Spoon
  I couldn't even manage to heat up baked beans until last weeked (no exaggeration!) and I remember setting fire to a spoon that wasn't even being used and a celebration tin attempting this exhaustingly challenging dish. No wonder my mum banned me from her kitchen!!!!

So it seems like I am not going to be winning masterchef any time soon. But I can't be the only one! Tell me some of your cooking disasters in the comments- at least soe of your friends and families. And if you would like to seem any simmilar posts on fails etc. then please tell me bellow.

I'll see you again soon
Miss Ginger Firthy (aka world's worst chef!!) Xxx